Definitions You Won't Find in the Dictionary
(unless it's a Catholic Dictionary!)
AMEN - The only part of the prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN - Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR - A group of people whose singing allows the restof the congregation to lip-sync.
HOLY WATER - A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.
HYMN - A song of praise sometimes sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.
INCENSE - Holy Smoke